There's not much to say
please dont tell me these are from high schools
“We dressed up as the book Madeline, with six people dressed up as her and me as Ms. Clavel, their teacher. One of the Madelines, however, was the truly special one…the one with the beard, that is. Our experience was hysterical—I’d walk all the girls (and one guy) down the street in two straight lines. Guys would be walking the other way, whistling or hollering at all the pretty ladies. Then, as they got to the back of the line, they’d see my friend Brennan, then they’d see me, and I could tell that they were suddenly wondering if ALL the Madelines were men.”
the last sentence
There will never be a time when I don’t reblog this because it is my fave.
i think the disney company somehow forgot that you can make a character attractive AND expressive
"how will i explain gay couples to my children”
if you can explain to your children that an immortal man in a red suit who lives in the north pole travels around the entire world on one night every year on a sleigh carried by magical flying deer i think itll be easy enough to tell them two people are in love
the mike elimination squad has been a roaring success good job everyone i am proud of you all
It’s like when you were little and you found out your mom’s name isn’t really Mom
What?No, My mom’s name is still mom.
*rips off my jacket, revealing my “TEAM ESCOPE” tshirt*
idk i sort of feel like hating mike and thinking hes offensive but then loving his alters is kinda messed up i dunno
“boys will be bo-“
*punches you in the face*
bOYS WILL BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR THEIR ACTIONS LIKE EVERYONE ELSE
we will not.
you will do so or i’ll shove responsibility so far up your ass you’ll taste tax bills for weeks